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Llama Mama (Angie, the most beautiful llama to every exist)

Taylor (According to John Green, we are rhetorically married)

Sam (I fold his underwear occasionally. He also really like goat cheese. And he’s one third of the Mighty Ship)

Owen (xoxo gossip owen~ and one third of the Mighty Ship)

Issac (adorable and amazing and omg. also one third of the Mighty Ship)

Also Sam (He looks pretty cute in a bow tie)

Cheyenne (We like to dance to the White Stripes)

Johnathon (He sends me creepy anons occasionally)

Paige (She hates me)

Henry (He hates me too)

Charlie (The kawaii prince of sugoi anime land kun nya nya)

Dommy (Co-creator of Strip Mario Kart and the future Strip Portal 2)

Sophie (Sister~)